I am pleased to announce that our United States Ambassador to Turkey, Tom Barrack, will be serving as our Envoy to Syria. Tom understands there is great potential in working with Syria to stop Radicalism, improve Relations, and secure Peace in the Middle East. Together, we will Make America, and the World, SAFE AGAIN!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,925.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,282.00
BTC
Before post: $107,686.24
ETH
Before post: $2,650.01
TRUMP
Before post: $12.28
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets react to Trump's Syria envoy announcement with the enthusiasm of a cat in a bathtub. SP500 dipped 0.16% in the first minute, holding steady over 5 minutes before halving losses to 0.08% at 10 minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this, down 0.15% initially then easing to 0.08%. Crypto wasn’t spared: BTC slid 0.12% (1min) to 0.24% (5min), while ETH bled harder, dropping 0.29% then 0.51% over 10 minutes. TRUMP coin took the crown, down 0.49% immediately and 0.57% by the 10-minute mark. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions—similar past posts saw TRUMP coin swing +2.91% or -0.16%, suggesting markets now treat geopolitical staffing like a lukewarm rerun. Even the STOXX50’s absence today hints Europe couldn’t be bothered to react. Nothing says "secure peace in the Middle East" like a unified market shrug and a TRUMP coin nosedive. Perhaps investors prefer their geopolitics without the word "great potential."