I am having a Press Conference tomorrow at 1:30 P.M. EST, with Elon Musk, at the Oval Office. This will be his last day, but not really, because he will, always, be with us, helping all the way. Elon is terrific! See you tomorrow at the White House.
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,909.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,221.00
BTC
Before post: $105,888.91
ETH
Before post: $2,638.11
TRUMP
Before post: $11.98
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawned at Trump's Musk meeting announcement, treating it like a rerun of a mildly interesting sitcom. SP500 barely moved: flat at 1 minute, then a sleepy 0.03% gain over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones dipped 0.01% instantly before mustering a 0.02% rise. Crypto showed slightly more pulse: BTC up 0.21% over 10 minutes, ETH 0.19%. TRUMP token wobbled between 0% and 0.17%, as if unsure whether to care. Volatility was a whisper compared to historical reactions: a May 8 post with 54% similarity sparked 0.43% SP500 jumps and 1.07% BTC surges, while Putin calls sent TRUMP token down 2.57%. Today’s action fits the "meh" quadrant of the Trump-Market Hype Matrix. The real takeaway: markets now treat Trump-Elon theatrics like a Netflix show you’ve already watched—mildly entertaining, but not worth adjusting your portfolio for. The only thing rising faster than BTC was the collective shrug from Wall Street.