I am pleased to announce that Dr. Casey Means, will be nominated as our next Surgeon General of the United States of America. Casey has impeccable “MAHA” credentials, and will work closely with our wonderful Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., to ensure a successful implementation of our Agenda in order to reverse the Chronic Disease Epidemic, and ensure Great Health, in the future, for ALL Americans. Her academic achievements, together with her life’s work, are absolutely outstanding. Dr. Casey Means has the potential to be one of the finest Surgeon Generals in United States History. Congratulations to Casey! Secretary Kennedy looks forward to working with Dr. Janette Nesheiwat in another capacity at HHS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Markets yawn at another Trump nomination, proving health policy isn't their prescribed stimulant. SP500 dipped 0.01% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.02% gain before flatlining: textbook indifference. The Dow mirrored this, shedding 0.02% initially before a 0.06% shrug. Crypto, ever the drama queen, rallied: BTC up 0.32%, ETH 0.23%, as traders apparently bet on surgeon general-themed NFTs. TRUMP coin inched up 0.28%, because loyalty needs no justification. Volatility was milder than a placebo, with moves dwarfed by historical nomination reactions. Compare to May 6th's 0.14% SP500 drop or May 1st's 0.07% spike—today's action is a snooze. Even TRUMP coin's rise was tepid next to its 0.53% May 1st pop. The real chronic disease here is the market's immunity to political theater. Perhaps Dr. Means can prescribe a volatility supplement.