HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY, MANY OF THEM BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE,THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDER, AND RAPE AGAIN — ALL PROTECTED BY THESE USA HATING JUDGES WHO SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY. HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. BUT FEAR NOT, WE HAVE MADE GREAT PROGRESS OVER THE LAST 4 MONTHS, AND AMERICA WILL SOON BE SAFE AND GREAT AGAIN! AGAIN, HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,887.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,887.50
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,886.50
-0.750 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,887.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,118.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,115.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,108.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$42,110.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $109,629.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,670.03
+40.15 (+0.04%)
5 min
$109,681.82
+51.94 (+0.05%)
10 min
$109,721.31
+91.43 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,563.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,561.99
-1.020 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,563.09
+0.080 (+0.00%)
10 min
$2,562.70
-0.310 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.78
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.80
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.80
+0.010 (+0.08%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,402.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,402.80
+0.270 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,402.52
-0.010 (0.00%)
10 min
$5,402.68
+0.150 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at recycled rhetoric, treating Trump's latest Memorial Day tirade like a rerun of a low-budget political drama. SP500: barely moved, flickering between +0.01% and -0.01% over 10 minutes, as if checking its watch. Dow Jones: equally unimpressed, dipping a negligible -0.02% before shrugging. BTC: the only one pretending to care, eking out a +0.08% gain, likely because crypto thrives on chaos. ETH: couldn’t decide if it was coming or going, ending flat. TRUMP token: wobbled like a bobblehead, netting +0.08%—loyal, but not fervent. Volatility was thinner than the patience of a fact-checker reading this post. Compared to historical parallels, reactions were muted: last year’s identical rant sparked slightly bigger moves (SP500 +0.07%), suggesting even algorithms are bored of the script. The real market mystery: why assets react more to Trump saying "happy memorial day" than to his 21-million-strong immigrant villain monologue. Priorities, people.

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