HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,888.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,887.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,887.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,886.50
-2.250 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,125.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,117.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,122.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,113.00
-12.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $109,826.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$109,817.50
-8.590 (-0.01%)
5 min
$109,783.74
-42.350 (-0.04%)
10 min
$109,755.32
-70.770 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,567.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,566.99
-0.560 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,565.43
-2.120 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,564.49
-3.060 (-0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.84
+0.020 (+0.16%)
5 min
$12.83
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.82
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,404.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,402.31
-2.170 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,402.58
-1.900 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,399.32
-5.160 (-0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's Memorial Day post, proving even volatility takes a holiday. SP500 dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones slipped 0.03%, and crypto showed mild fatigue: BTC down 0.06%, ETH down 0.12%. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied 0.16% before flatlining. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past announcements triggered swings up to 0.56% for TRUMP and 0.23% for BTC, while today’s moves were barely noise. Even the STOXX50’s 0.10% drop felt like Europe politely yawning. Nothing says "market stability" like a post so forgettable it makes algorithmic traders nostalgic for chaos.

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