HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,058.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,090.70
+32.68 (+0.03%)
5 min
$104,280.01
+221.99 (+0.21%)
10 min
$104,301.59
+243.57 (+0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,538.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,537.28
-1.130 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,539.63
+1.22 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,543.04
+4.63 (+0.18%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.30
+0.080 (+0.56%)
5 min
$14.29
+0.070 (+0.49%)
10 min
$14.30
+0.080 (+0.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's Mother's Day post proves even crypto markets appreciate a polite nod to moms, however nonsensical the delivery. BTC showed modest gains: up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.21% in 5 minutes, and 0.23% in 10 minutes, suggesting traders shrugged and moved on. ETH wobbled slightly with a 0.04% dip in 1 minute before recovering to 0.18% up in 10 minutes, as if unsure whether to take the greeting personally. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, rose 0.56% in 1 and 10 minutes, because of course it did. Volatility was tame compared to historical Trump-related spikes, likely because the post contained neither threats nor all-caps rage. The market’s reaction to a bedtime story cadence: a fittingly low-stakes sequel to the usual chaos.