I am proud to announce that we will be hosting a magnificent Parade to honor the United States Army’s 250th Birthday, on Saturday, June 14th, in Washington, D.C. For two and a half centuries, our brave soldiers have fought, bled, and died to keep us FREE, and now we will honor them with a wonderful Parade, one that is worthy of their service and sacrifice. Americans across the Nation are invited to attend. RSVP at
https://america250.org/ .📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,824.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,730.00
BTC
Before post: $108,970.67
ETH
Before post: $2,567.73
TRUMP
Before post: $13.21
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The market's reaction to Trump's parade announcement was about as enthusiastic as a soldier's salute to paperwork. SP500 dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.04% gain over 10 minutes, while Dow Jones mirrored the indecision with a 0.04% drop, a 0.01% rise, and a flatline. BTC and ETH played along, with BTC shedding 0.05% in 5 minutes before a token 0.01% rebound, and ETH staging a 0.10% comeback after a shaky start. TRUMP, ever the drama queen, spiked 0.15% instantly before settling into a shrug. Compared to historical posts, this volatility was milder than a parade in light rain—no 0.41% TRUMP surges or 0.23% ETH swings here. The closest parallel was a 56% similar post about Victory Day, which also saw fleeting SP500 dips and crypto mood swings. Nothing says "market-moving event" like an RSVP link to a military parade that traders clearly RSVP'd "maybe" to.