We won two World Wars, but we never took credit for it — Everyone else does! All over the World, the Allies are celebrating the Victory we had in World War II. The only Country that doesn’t celebrate is the United States of America, and the Victory was only accomplished because of us. Without the United States, the War would have been won by other Countries, and what a different World it would be. Therefore, I am hereby declaring a National Holiday in celebration of the Victories of World War I, where the Armistice was signed on November 11, 1918, and World War II, where the Victory date was May 8, 1945. We will not be closing the Country for these two very important Holidays, November 11 and May 8, World War I and World War II, because we already have too many Holidays in America — There are not enough days left in the year. We were Workers then, and we are Workers now! Documentation to follow. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,669.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,667.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,667.25
-1.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,667.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,324.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,316.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$41,321.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$41,322.00
-2.000 (0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $95,070.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$95,045.63
-24.400 (-0.03%)
5 min
$95,079.99
+9.96 (+0.01%)
10 min
$95,049.48
-20.550 (-0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $1,827.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.90
+0.220 (+0.01%)
5 min
$1,827.31
-0.370 (-0.02%)
10 min
$1,826.09
-1.590 (-0.09%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.28
+0.050 (+0.45%)
5 min
$11.25
+0.020 (+0.18%)
10 min
$11.23
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets barely flinched at Trump's latest silence, proving even his absence can't escape scrutiny. SP500 dipped mildly: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.03%), 10min (-0.02%), while Dow Jones wobbled like a retiree on a porch swing: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min flat. BTC played both sides: 1min (-0.03%), 5min (+0.01%), 10min (-0.02%), and ETH couldn’t decide if it was coming or going: 1min (+0.01%), 5min (-0.02%), 10min (-0.09%). TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, eked out gains: 1min (+0.45%), 5min (+0.18%), 10min flat. Volatility was tamer than a house cat on sedatives, with moves tighter than a budget airline seat. The real shocker: markets reacted more to nothing than they sometimes do to something. Perhaps silence is the new tweet.

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