Congratulations to Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who was just named Pope. It is such an honor to realize that he is the first American Pope. What excitement, and what a Great Honor for our Country. I look forward to meeting Pope Leo XIV. It will be a very meaningful moment!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,730.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,731.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,729.25
-1.500 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,722.50
-8.250 (-0.14%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,801.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,805.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$41,790.00
-11.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$41,739.00
-62.000 (-0.15%)

BTC

Before post: $101,425.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$101,482.84
+57.66 (+0.06%)
5 min
$101,582.83
+157.65 (+0.16%)
10 min
$101,390.54
-34.640 (-0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,048.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,050.29
+1.68 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,051.99
+3.38 (+0.16%)
10 min
$2,043.96
-4.650 (-0.23%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.51
+0.050 (+0.40%)
5 min
$12.48
+0.020 (+0.16%)
10 min
$12.44
-0.020 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly mistook a papal announcement for policy relevance before remembering this was just another Tuesday in Trump Twitter bingo. SP500: initial 1-minute pop of 0.25 points (flat) turned into a 0.14% drop over 10 minutes, mimicking the Dow’s 0.15% slide. BTC and ETH staged a mini rally (0.16% each at 5 minutes) before ETH gave up 0.23%. TRUMP coin’s 0.4% spike faded to -0.16%, proving even meme coins have attention spans. Volatility was tame compared to historical posts—no 0.3% swings like past nomination announcements. The 46% similarity to prior “very special days” rhetoric triggered less reaction, suggesting desensitization or collective eye-rolling. Nothing says “efficient markets” like algorithmic traders parsing papal fanfiction for alpha.

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