I don’t need to have Karl Rove of FoxNews to tell me what to do. The guy’s a total Loser who’s been wrong about almost everything!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,667.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,666.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,667.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,667.25
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,152.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,145.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$41,150.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$41,144.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $94,207.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,335.14
+127.97 (+0.14%)
5 min
$94,380.96
+173.79 (+0.18%)
10 min
$94,331.15
+123.98 (+0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $1,794.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,797.68
+3.60 (+0.20%)
5 min
$1,800.49
+6.41 (+0.36%)
10 min
$1,799.42
+5.34 (+0.30%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.19
+0.050 (+0.45%)
5 min
$11.15
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$11.14
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's feud with Karl Rove moved markets less than a bored trader scrolling through Twitter. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then flatlined like a political apology. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.02% drop, proving even blue chips yawned. BTC and ETH edged up 0.14% and 0.20% respectively, as crypto traders bet on chaos over coherence. The TRUMP token briefly rallied 0.45%, because nothing fuels a meme like self-inflicted drama. Volatility was thinner than Rove's post-2020 credibility, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. The takeaway: markets now treat political tantrums like bad reality TV—mildly entertaining, but not worth changing the channel.

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