Great Pollster John McLaughlin, one of the most highly respected in the industry, has just stated that The Failing New York Times Poll, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll, about a person named DONALD J. TRUMP, ME, are FAKE POLLS FROM FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATIONS. The New York Times has only 37% Trump 2024 voters, and the ABC/Washington Post Poll has only 34% Trump Voters, unheard of numbers unless looking for a negative result, which they are. These people should be investigated for ELECTION FRAUD, and add in the FoxNews Pollster while you’re at it. They are Negative Criminals who apologize to their subscribers and readers after I WIN ELECTIONS BIG, much bigger than their polls showed I would win, loose a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying for the next cycle, only worse. They suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and there is nothing that anyone, or anything, can do about it. THEY ARE SICK, almost only write negative stories about me no matter how well I am doing (99.9% at the Border, BEST NUMBER EVER!), AND ARE TRULY THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! I wish them well, but will continue to fight to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,541.50

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$5,541.25
-0.250 (0.00%)
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$5,546.50
+5.00 (+0.09%)
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$5,545.00
+3.50 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,236.00

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$40,239.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)
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$40,270.00
+34.00 (+0.08%)
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$40,259.00
+23.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $94,732.87

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$94,745.01
+12.14 (+0.01%)
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$94,731.99
-0.880 (0.00%)
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$94,776.99
+44.12 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $1,810.72

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$1,812.32
+1.60 (+0.09%)
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$1,811.10
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$1,810.83
+0.110 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $15.31

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$15.45
+0.140 (+0.91%)
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$15.54
+0.230 (+1.50%)
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$15.44
+0.130 (+0.85%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,184.39

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$5,187.01
+2.62 (+0.05%)
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$5,192.44
+8.05 (+0.16%)
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$5,195.08
+10.69 (+0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reaction to Donald J. Trump's post is a fascinating mix of muted indifference and selective enthusiasm. The S&P 500 barely flinched in the first minute, then edged up slightly, as if shrugging off the drama. The Dow Jones followed a similar pattern, with a tiny uptick, suggesting Wall Street was more focused on its coffee than Trump's pollster grievances. Bitcoin and Ethereum showed minor fluctuations, as crypto traders likely scrolled past the post to check meme coins instead. The real winner here was the TRUMP token, which rallied nearly 1.5% in five minutes—proof that the only market truly hanging on Trump's every word is the one tied directly to his brand. Meanwhile, the STOXX50 in Europe climbed steadily, perhaps amused by the spectacle from across the pond. In conclusion, the post’s impact was less "market-moving" and more "market-nudging," with the exception of the TRUMP token, which thrives on the chaos. The broader indices barely reacted, as if to say, "We’ve seen this movie before, and the sequel isn’t any scarier." The real investigation might be why anyone expected a pollster rant to move the needle—unless, of course, they’re trading Trump-themed assets, where every tweet is a potential stimulus package.

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