Israel just stated that the Nuclear Sites were OBLITERATED! Thank you to our great B-2 pilots, and all others involved!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,141.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,143.00
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$6,145.75
+4.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$6,145.75
+4.00 (+0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,249.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,247.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
5 min
$43,272.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$43,275.00
+26.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $107,386.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,454.01
+67.75 (+0.06%)
5 min
$107,518.34
+132.08 (+0.12%)
10 min
$107,476.42
+90.16 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,416.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,418.26
+1.37 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,427.58
+10.69 (+0.44%)
10 min
$2,427.65
+10.76 (+0.45%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.05
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.08
+0.040 (+0.44%)
10 min
$9.07
+0.030 (+0.33%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged off geopolitical fireworks with the enthusiasm of a cat watching paint dry. SP500 edged up 0.07% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones managed 0.06%, while BTC and ETH posted modest gains of 0.08% and 0.45% respectively. TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, rallied 0.33%. Volatility was notably tame compared to historical parallels: past similar posts saw BTC swings up to 1.13% and ETH surges of 3.27%, making today’s moves look like a leisurely stroll. Nothing says "stable markets" like nuclear annihilation tweets being met with the trading equivalent of a polite golf clap.

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