China can now continue to purchase Oil from Iran. Hopefully, they will be purchasing plenty from the U.S., also. It was my Great Honor to make this happen!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,119.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,119.50
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$6,122.25
+2.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$6,122.50
+2.75 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,179.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,184.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$43,212.00
+33.00 (+0.08%)
10 min
$43,227.00
+48.00 (+0.11%)

BTC

Before post: $105,096.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,266.91
+169.93 (+0.16%)
5 min
$105,100.01
+3.03 (+0.00%)
10 min
$105,024.30
-72.680 (-0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,408.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,414.66
+6.43 (+0.27%)
5 min
$2,421.26
+13.03 (+0.54%)
10 min
$2,417.75
+9.52 (+0.40%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.28
+0.010 (+0.11%)
5 min
$9.28
+0.010 (+0.11%)
10 min
$9.28
+0.010 (+0.11%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,292.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,295.14
+2.43 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,295.69
+2.98 (+0.06%)
10 min
$5,293.10
+0.390 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's latest oil diplomacy tweet was about as thrilling as watching paint dry. SP500 barely twitched: down 0.00% in 1 minute, then up 0.04% over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones showed slightly more enthusiasm, climbing 0.01%, 0.08%, and 0.11% across the same intervals. Crypto played its usual erratic self: BTC bounced between +0.16% and -0.07%, while ETH stayed positive, peaking at +0.54%. TRUMP stock, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.11% consistently. STOXX50 mirrored the snooze-fest with gains under 0.06%. Compared to past Trump-China tangos, this was a nap session. Historical posts with similar themes sparked sharper moves: SP500 dropped 0.13% in May after an Iran oil ban threat, while a vague "China deal" tweet in June sent BTC up 0.14%. Volatility here was so tame it could’ve been mistaken for a Fed press conference on Ambien. Nothing says "market-moving" like a tweet that leaves traders more confused than a crossword puzzle in Mandarin.

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