CHINA SHOULD OPEN UP ITS MARKET TO USA — WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR THEM!!! CLOSED MARKETS DON’T WORK ANYMORE!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,705.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,704.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,681.75
-23.250 (-0.41%)
10 min
$5,691.00
-14.000 (-0.25%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,544.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,538.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$41,392.00
-152.000 (-0.37%)
10 min
$41,459.00
-85.000 (-0.20%)

BTC

Before post: $103,319.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,316.39
-3.500 (0.00%)
5 min
$103,166.36
-153.530 (-0.15%)
10 min
$103,130.21
-189.680 (-0.18%)

ETH

Before post: $2,363.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,367.50
+4.15 (+0.18%)
5 min
$2,355.36
-7.990 (-0.34%)
10 min
$2,345.00
-18.350 (-0.78%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.46
+0.070 (+0.49%)
5 min
$14.40
+0.010 (+0.07%)
10 min
$14.30
-0.090 (-0.63%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,317.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,313.42
-3.890 (-0.07%)
5 min
$5,305.97
-11.340 (-0.21%)
10 min
$5,307.96
-9.350 (-0.18%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawned at Trump's China trade advice, then remembered they're supposed to panic. SP500 dipped 0.41% in 5 minutes before recovering slightly to -0.25% at 10 minutes, while Dow Jones mirrored the move with -0.37% and -0.20%. BTC and ETH wobbled like a distracted tightrope walker, with ETH initially up 0.18% before sliding -0.78%. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied 0.49% before fading to -0.63%. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: similar posts triggered swings up to 0.28% in SP500 (positive) and -0.19% in BTC (negative). This one landed squarely in "meh" territory, with STOXX50’s -0.21% suggesting Europe barely looked up from its espresso. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a geopolitical hot take causing less chaos than a grocery store coupon.

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