What a GREAT Parade. THANK YOU, ARMY!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $105,488.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,495.49
+7.08 (+0.01%)
5 min
$105,515.18
+26.77 (+0.03%)
10 min
$105,491.08
+2.67 (+0.00%)

ETH

Before post: $2,530.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.90
+1.27 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,533.48
+2.85 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,531.00
+0.370 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.02
+0.030 (+0.30%)
5 min
$10.02
+0.030 (+0.30%)
10 min
$10.01
+0.020 (+0.20%)

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest parade praise barely moved markets, proving even crypto traders have parade fatigue. BTC wobbled between +0.03% and flat over 10 minutes, while ETH managed a heroic +0.11% peak before retreating to +0.01%. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, eked out +0.30% gains twice—consistency being its only virtue. Compared to past parade posts, this was a snooze: previous announcements triggered BTC swings up to -0.17% and TRUMP coin plunges of -1.04%. Today’s non-reaction suggests the market now treats military pomp like a rerun of *The Apprentice*. The real mystery is why anyone expected "thank you, army! None" to move needles beyond a shrug. Perhaps traders finally realized not every Trump tweet is a tradeable event—though TRUMP coin holders will cling to their +0.30% like a life raft.

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