It’s not politically correct to use the term, “Regime Change,” but if the current Iranian Regime is unable to MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN, why wouldn’t there be a Regime change??? MIGA!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $99,432.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,698.80
+266.80 (+0.27%)
5 min
$99,446.32
+14.32 (+0.01%)
10 min
$99,438.38
+6.38 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,182.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,190.89
+8.15 (+0.37%)
5 min
$2,186.81
+4.07 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,186.71
+3.97 (+0.18%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.53
+0.020 (+0.24%)
5 min
$8.53
+0.020 (+0.24%)
10 min
$8.54
+0.030 (+0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest geopolitical musings on Iran triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap: mild upticks, no fireworks. BTC saw a fleeting 0.27% spike in the first minute before settling into a 0.01% crawl, while ETH mirrored the pattern with a 0.37% jump fading to 0.18%. TRUMP (the token, not the man) inched up 0.35% over ten minutes, proving even meme coins have a straighter trajectory than his foreign policy. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past Iran-related tweets caused wider swings, like BTC’s 0.31% drop or SP500’s 0.17% slide. Today’s reaction suggests markets now treat Trump’s regime-change rhetoric like a Netflix reboot: vaguely familiar, minimally disruptive. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president casually pondering overthrowing governments between golf swings.

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