Two months ago I gave Iran a 60 day ultimatum to “make a deal.” They should have done it! Today is day 61. I told them what to do, but they just couldn’t get there. Now they have, perhaps, a second chance!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,989.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,533.00
BTC
Before post: $104,855.38
ETH
Before post: $2,530.21
TRUMP
Before post: $9.91
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,284.39
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets yawn at Trump's Iran ultimatum, treating it like a rerun of a mediocre reality show. SP500: up 0.10% in 1 minute, then meanders to +0.12% in 10 minutes, as if unsure whether to care. Dow Jones: a sleepy 0.07% bump, barely stretching to 0.09%, like a cat pretending to hunt. BTC and ETH: initially dipped (0.09% and 0.06% respectively), then ETH rallied 0.22%, because crypto thrives on chaos, even when it's recycled. TRUMP token: wobbled between +0.10% and -0.10%, ending at +0.20%, because irony loves symmetry. STOXX50: quietly climbed 0.16%, because Europe has seen this episode before. Volatility compared to past Iran rants: muted. The June 13 post (70% similarity) saw SP500 drop 0.08% in 10 minutes, while May 1’s oil threat triggered a 0.18% BTC plunge. Today’s reaction? A shrug. Even the TRUMP token’s 0.20% gain feels like a participation trophy. Nothing says "market confidence" like a geopolitical threat that moves stocks less than a mediocre earnings report.