“Great Poll Numbers For Trump!”

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,994.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,991.00
-3.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,991.75
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,992.25
-1.750 (-0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,264.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,245.00
-19.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$42,045.00
-219.000 (-0.52%)
10 min
$42,254.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $105,534.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,483.99
-50.340 (-0.05%)
5 min
$105,523.61
-10.720 (-0.01%)
10 min
$105,500.04
-34.290 (-0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,543.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,538.79
-4.410 (-0.17%)
5 min
$2,540.80
-2.400 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,540.32
-2.880 (-0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,877.07

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,877.45
+0.379 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,877.43
+0.357 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,878.28
+1.21 (+0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.56
-0.020 (-0.21%)
5 min
$9.56
-0.020 (-0.21%)
10 min
$9.56
-0.020 (-0.21%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's latest self-deprecating poll commentary, proving even irony has diminishing returns. SP500 dipped 0.05% in the first minute, then eased to 0.03% down after 10 minutes: a yawn wrapped in a spreadsheet. Dow Jones briefly forgot its coffee, dropping 0.52% in 5 minutes, then shrugged it off. BTC and ETH wobbled like a freshman after finals, down 0.17% and 0.11% respectively. TRUMP tokens fell 0.21% across all timeframes, because nothing says "stable asset" like a meme stock tied to political whims. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern chili compared to historical posts. Past rants about "fake news" or "great job numbers" sparked moves twice as large, though still within the margin of error for a rounding error enthusiast. The real takeaway: markets now treat Trump's posts like a weather app with a 50% chance of sarcasm. Investors have learned to bring an umbrella, just in case.

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