GREAT JOB NUMBERS, STOCK MARKET UP BIG! AT THE SAME TIME, BILLIONS POURING IN FROM TARIFFS!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,017.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,013.00
-4.500 (-0.07%)
5 min
$6,014.00
-3.500 (-0.06%)
10 min
$6,014.25
-3.250 (-0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,923.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,889.00
-34.000 (-0.08%)
5 min
$42,865.00
-58.000 (-0.14%)
10 min
$42,902.00
-21.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $104,276.34

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,255.81
-20.530 (-0.02%)
5 min
$104,441.87
+165.53 (+0.16%)
10 min
$104,401.76
+125.42 (+0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,504.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,501.82
-2.780 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,511.61
+7.01 (+0.28%)
10 min
$2,505.61
+1.01 (+0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.91
-0.020 (-0.20%)
5 min
$9.91
-0.020 (-0.20%)
10 min
$9.91
-0.020 (-0.20%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,425.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,420.78
-5.000 (-0.09%)
5 min
$5,422.95
-2.830 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,426.05
+0.270 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's latest post is the financial equivalent of a polite golf clap: mildly negative, quickly forgotten. SP500 dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then stabilized to -0.05% after 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones showed slightly more drama with a 0.14% drop at the 5-minute mark before recovering to -0.05%. Bitcoin and Ethereum initially wobbled but ended slightly positive, suggesting crypto traders found the tariff talk less alarming than equity markets. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, held steady at a 0.20% decline across all timeframes—consistency, if nothing else. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions: past tariff-related posts sparked sharper moves, like the 0.51% drop in TRUMP tokens or Bitcoin’s 0.19% plunge on Biden blame-shifting days. This time, the market treated the post like a rerun of a mediocre sitcom: familiar, mildly entertaining, but not worth changing the channel. Nothing says "booming economy" quite like a collective shrug from the financial markets. Tariffs may pour in, but enthusiasm clearly did not.

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