HAPPY FLAG DAY!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,944.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,982.75
+37.86 (+0.04%)
5 min
$105,022.53
+77.64 (+0.07%)
10 min
$105,017.41
+72.52 (+0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,528.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.50
+2.92 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,533.03
+4.45 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,534.69
+6.11 (+0.24%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.46
-0.020 (-0.19%)
5 min
$10.45
-0.030 (-0.29%)
10 min
$10.50
+0.020 (+0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's Flag Day post with the enthusiasm of a slightly deflated balloon. BTC inched up 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.07% in 5, then settled at 0.07% in 10, while ETH showed more pep: 0.12%, 0.18%, and 0.24% over the same periods. TRUMP token wobbled: down 0.19% in 1 minute, down 0.29% in 5, then a token recovery to +0.19% in 10. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: Memorial Day 2025 saw BTC drop 0.06% in 10 minutes, while a "big day for America" post pushed BTC up 0.08%. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "porch swing." Nothing says "market-moving rhetoric" like a two-word holiday greeting and a cryptic "None." The real mystery is why anyone expected otherwise.

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