THE UNITED STATES HAD THE BEST MAY IN 30 YEARS. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,980.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,979.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,978.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,979.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,575.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,569.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,569.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,572.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,269.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,274.18
+4.61 (+0.00%)
5 min
$105,273.57
+4.00 (+0.00%)
10 min
$105,261.36
-8.210 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,622.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,623.24
+0.350 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,624.49
+1.60 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,623.30
+0.410 (+0.02%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,870.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,869.41
-0.980 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,869.64
-0.750 (-0.02%)
10 min
$3,869.24
-1.156 (-0.03%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.17
+0.010 (+0.09%)
5 min
$11.17
+0.010 (+0.09%)
10 min
$11.16
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's latest post with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.02% in 5, and 0.01% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored this lethargy with identical 0.01% drops across all timeframes. BTC and ETH barely twitched, with ETH’s 0.06% 5-minute gain being the highlight—hardly enough to buy a cup of coffee. TRUMP token edged up 0.09%, proving loyalty is cheaper than ever. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past similar messages sparked moves up to 0.27% in ETH or 0.45% in TRUMP, while today’s action barely registered. Volatility? More like a nap. Nothing says "Make America Great Again" like markets moving less than a sleepy sloth on a Sunday.

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