The Golden Age of America is coming!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,710.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,710.75
+0.250 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,712.00
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,711.75
+1.25 (+0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,555.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,559.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$41,567.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$41,568.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $99,720.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$99,757.67
+37.04 (+0.04%)
5 min
$99,785.70
+65.07 (+0.07%)
10 min
$99,805.67
+85.04 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $1,940.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,942.50
+1.85 (+0.10%)
5 min
$1,943.33
+2.68 (+0.14%)
10 min
$1,945.84
+5.19 (+0.27%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.31
+0.020 (+0.16%)
5 min
$12.28
-0.010 (-0.08%)
10 min
$12.30
+0.010 (+0.08%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,299.76

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,298.89
-0.870 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,301.64
+1.88 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,301.16
+1.40 (+0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's latest proclamation with the enthusiasm of a lukewarm cup of coffee. SP500 edged up 0.03% over 5 minutes, a far cry from the 0.18% drop after his April "no dream is too big" speech. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.03% rise, while STOXX50 wobbled before settling at +0.03%—proof that Europe remains politely unimpressed. Crypto showed slightly more life: BTC inched up 0.09% over 10 minutes, and ETH gained 0.27%, perhaps because "golden age" sounds like something you’d engrave on a meme coin. TRUMP the token, ever the loyal subject, briefly rallied 0.16% before remembering it’s supposed to be volatile. Historical context: this post’s 43% similarity to April’s triggered the opposite reaction, suggesting markets either don’t care or have learned to tune out the noise. Either way, the real golden age here is for algorithmic traders who profit from predictable unpredictability.

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