Why is the hotel bill so high? The room service must be incredible!

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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

People love whining in my comment section when I say Congress takes a lot of vacations: “They’re not on vacation. They’re working in their districts!”

🤡 BULLSHT. Lindsey Graham was just PARTYING IN UKRAINE on OUR DIME. When did Lindsey Graham become the Senator from Ukraine??!

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic hotel bill musing triggered more market movement than a caffeinated day trader. PayPal saw a modest uptick: 0.14% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.35% in 5 minutes before settling at 0.34% after 10 minutes. Tesla followed suit with a 0.05% initial bump, then a 0.63% surge at 5 minutes, cooling to 0.25% by 10 minutes. ETH had a brief 0.18% spike before flatlining into negative territory, while DOGE and GORK twitched like a dog hearing a suspicious noise: DOGE briefly up 0.14% before fading, GORK climbing steadily to 1.74%. Volatility was tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos, suggesting even the market is tired of decoding his tweets. The real mystery isn’t the hotel bill—it’s why anyone still bets on DOGE.

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