The Greatest Lie Ever Told

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,491.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,495.88
+4.21 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,492.80
+1.13 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,488.11
-3.560 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190200
+0.0₃34 (+0.18%)
5 min
$0.189690
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.189060
-0.0₃799 (-0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010310
+0.0₄199 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.010280
-0.0₄1 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.010210
-0.0₄8 (-0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH saw a brief 0.17% spike in the first minute, then fizzled to a 0.14% drop by the 10-minute mark: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior, albeit with no actual news. DOGE and GORK mirrored this pattern, with initial tiny gains (0.18% and 0.19%) evaporating into losses (-0.42% and -0.78%) within 10 minutes. Compared to his May 2025 post (40.76% similarity), this was a snoozefest: that one dragged ETH down 0.31% and GORK 1.50% over 10 minutes. Today’s "impact" barely registers as noise in the usual Musk-induced circus. The greatest lie ever told? That these price movements mean anything at all.

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