The biggest product ever

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,557.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,553.32
-4.010 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,552.65
-4.680 (-0.18%)
10 min
$2,549.52
-7.810 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230900
+0.0₃159 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.230560
-0.0₃18 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.230270
-0.0₃469 (-0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021230
-0.0₃13 (-0.61%)
5 min
$0.021120
-0.0₃24 (-1.12%)
10 min
$0.021040
-0.0₃32 (-1.50%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic post triggered a mild but measurable crypto tremor, proving once again that ambiguity is the new volatility. ETH dipped 0.16% in the first minute, deepening to 0.31% over ten minutes: a slightly stronger reaction than his "biggest scam ever" post last week, which saw only 0.13% downside. DOGE wobbled between negligible gains and losses, ending down 0.20%, while GORK—always the drama queen—plummeted 1.50%, doubling its usual sensitivity to Musk’s musings. Compared to historical norms, this was a yawn disguised as a sell-off. The "major breakthrough" post last month moved ETH 0.39% in the opposite direction, suggesting the market now treats Musk’s riddles with the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived trader staring at a sideways chart. Nothing says "biggest product ever" like a collective shrug and a 1.5% drop in a meme coin nobody owns.

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