Population collapse is a massive crisis

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Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,533.55
+1.78 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,527.70
-4.070 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,534.18
+2.41 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225940
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.225280
-0.0₃409 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.225730
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021510
-0.0₄599 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.021340
-0.0₃229 (-1.07%)
10 min
$0.021270
-0.0₃299 (-1.39%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest population doomscroll sparked crypto reactions as predictable as a Tesla on autopilot. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived founder: up 0.07% in 1 minute, down 0.16% in 5, then a feeble 0.10% rebound. DOGE mirrored the chaos with microscopic swings, peaking at 0.11% before flatlining. GORK, ever the contrarian, slid 1.39%—perhaps the market’s verdict on Musk’s third-favorite child. Volatility was tame compared to last year’s 81%-similar tweet, which dragged ETH down 0.25%. Either crypto traders are numb to existential threats, or they’ve realized babies don’t buy altcoins. Nothing says "saving humanity" like watching digital tokens twitch while ignoring actual childcare costs.

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