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@Jason : I just bought my 6th and 7th Teslas... the new Y refresh and new Model X for family car. The first five are Roadster #00016 (w…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,643.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,641.50
-2.220 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,637.70
-6.020 (-0.23%)
10 min
$2,638.01
-5.710 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240410
+0.0₃45 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.240050
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.240550
+0.0₃59 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.023680
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.023580
-0.0₄999 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.023620
-0.0₄6 (-0.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Tesla shopping spree sends crypto markets into a snooze fest. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.08%), 5min (-0.23%), 10min (-0.22%), mirroring its usual yawn-worthy response to Musk's non-DOGE musings. DOGE barely twitched: 1min (+0.19%), 5min (+0.04%), 10min (+0.25%), proving even meme coins have standards. GORK flatlined: 1min (0.00%), 5min (-0.42%), 10min (-0.25%), because nobody knows what GORK is. Compared to his May 16 post (46% similar), this one lacked the usual Tesla-PayPal ripple, suggesting even Musk's wallet has diminishing returns. The real market mover here? Tesla's accounting department, now tracking seven company cars for one guy.

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