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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,549.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,547.61
-1.680 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,551.55
+2.26 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,547.99
-1.300 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229390
-0.0₃449 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.230370
+0.0₃53 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.229850
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021330
+0.0₄299 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.021300
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.021090
-0.0₃209 (-0.99%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets react first and ask questions never. ETH wobbled like a confused intern: down 0.07% in 1 minute, up 0.09% in 5, then down 0.05% in 10, netting a shrug. DOGE mirrored a bored pendulum: 0.20% drop, 0.23% rise, then flatlining. GORK stole the drama crown with a 0.99% nosedive after a brief 0.14% hop. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: ETH’s 0.23% drop last week looks like a meltdown next to this. DOGE’s 0.45% past plunge now seems Oscar-worthy. GORK, ever the overactor, once crashed 2.43% for a similarly vague tweet. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing grammatical chaos into fractional price swings.

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