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It’s money laundering “So it turns out 7,000 politically connected NGOs are receiving 90% of all taxpayer money going to nonprofits. Roughly $300 billion in government money flows through nonprofits every year with zero transparency with regard to where that money goes.” “The

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,805.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,804.10
-1.870 (-0.10%)
5 min
$1,804.53
-1.440 (-0.08%)
10 min
$1,803.58
-2.390 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.169520
-0.0₃269 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.169430
-0.0₃359 (-0.21%)
10 min
$0.169100
-0.0₃689 (-0.41%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto commentary triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a dropped ice cream cone: briefly messy, quickly forgotten. ETH dipped a negligible 0.13% over 10 minutes, while DOGE wobbled 0.41% downward in the same span—volatility so mild it wouldn’t register on a grandma’s blood pressure monitor. Compared to past Musk-induced chaos (remember the Dogecoin rollercoaster?), this was less a market tremor and more a polite cough. The real scam here might be expecting crypto to react logically to tweets about NGO funding.