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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,432.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,432.63
+0.090 (+0.00%)
5 min
$3,434.65
+2.11 (+0.06%)
10 min
$3,433.24
+0.700 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.173370
+0.0₃159 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.173490
+0.0₃28 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.173740
+0.0₃53 (+0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most mundane statements can move digital mountains, or at least cause a few pebbles to shift. The data reveals a classic Musk-induced tremor: Dogecoin saw a gradual uptick, climbing 0.09%, 0.16%, and 0.31% over one, five, and ten minutes respectively, while Ethereum's reaction was more of a polite nod with gains of 0.00%, 0.06%, and 0.02%. The non-reaction from GORK highlights the market's selective hearing, focusing only on his established favorites. This volatility, while minuscule in the grand scheme, is the new normal for assets tied to his social media feed, making a post about corporate culture more impactful than most earnings reports. It seems the market has decided that the honor is all ours, or at least all the algorithm's.

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