It sure is a tall order

😂 Anyone can buy Tesla stock right now and come along for the ride. There will inevitably be some bumps along the way, but, with a truly immense amount of work, I think these goals can be accomplished.
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phil beisel
@pbeisel

The final boss in Musk's 2025 Comp Plan is achieving $400B in EBITDA. Perspective: $238.24 billion: Saudi Arabian Oil Company (Saudi Aramco) achieved the highest annual EBITDA on record in 2022, driven by elevated global oil prices, higher sales volumes, and strong refining

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post about Tesla's 'tall order' triggered a notably tepid market response. The post, quoting an analysis of a $400 billion EBITDA goal, saw minimal positive movement: ETH up 0.10% in one minute, 0.18% over ten; DOGE similarly inched up 0.22% and 0.49%. This volatility is remarkably subdued compared to historical parallels, where similar posts often resulted in immediate, sharper swings both positive and negative, with today's reaction being more of a gentle ripple than a wave. It seems the market is finally learning that not every Musk-led rollercoaster requires a seatbelt, just a mild curiosity.

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