Extreme execution is needed, but a valuation of $20 trillion for Tesla is possible

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BREAKING: Chief Investment Officer Keith Fitz-Gerald says “Betting against Elon is like betting against Steve Jobs” 👀 He believes TSLA is headed toward a $20 trillion valuation.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,716.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,711.19
-5.750 (-0.15%)
5 min
$3,704.10
-12.840 (-0.35%)
10 min
$3,695.74
-21.200 (-0.57%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230750
-0.0₃189 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.229750
-0.001 (-0.52%)
10 min
$0.229080
-0.002 (-0.81%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006815
+0.0₄109 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.006756
-0.0₄48 (-0.71%)
10 min
$0.006718
-0.0₄86 (-1.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's $20 trillion Tesla valuation claim sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, as if they suddenly remembered they weren't the main character. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, accelerating to 0.57% after 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed suit with 0.81% and 1.26% declines respectively. The reaction was more pronounced than historical parallels, where similar Tesla posts triggered average 10-minute drops of 0.37% for ETH and 0.40% for DOGE. Volatility remains within Musk-induced norms, though the $20 trillion figure seems to have added extra gravitational pull on crypto prices. For context, even posts about Tesla's "most advanced AI" only managed 0.51% DOGE declines, proving hyperbole has diminishing returns. Nothing says "extreme execution" like watching digital assets collectively sigh and slide downward, as if they're tired of being collateral damage in Elon's verbal moon missions.

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