Time to pull a LOT of rabbits out of the hat

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,356.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,364.74
+8.34 (+0.25%)
5 min
$3,365.72
+9.32 (+0.28%)
10 min
$3,365.08
+8.68 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.166250
+0.0₃43 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.166310
+0.0₃49 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.166190
+0.0₃37 (+0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001589
+0.0₄18 (+1.15%)
5 min
$0.001590
+0.0₄19 (+1.21%)
10 min
$0.001557
-0.0₄139 (-0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic rabbit hat post proved more of a gentle nudge than a market earthquake. Ethereum saw a modest and stable climb: up 0.25% in one minute, 0.28% in five, and holding at 0.26% after ten. Dogecoin mirrored this placid rally with nearly identical percentage bumps, while the memecoin GORK provided the only real drama, spiking over 1.2% before giving back most gains. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to the historical hat-related post, which triggered a slower but ultimately larger ETH move. It seems the magician's hat is losing its potency, or perhaps the rabbits are just getting smaller.

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