
ARREST THE PEOPLE IN FACE MASKS, NOW!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,997.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,749.00
BTC
Before post: $105,671.90
ETH
Before post: $2,493.10
TRUMP
Before post: $10.38
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrug off Trump's mask mandate rage with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring a lukewarm bath. SP500 dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with a 0.03% drop: barely a blip compared to the usual political noise. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, flipping between minor gains and losses before settling slightly red. TRUMP coin took the biggest hit at 0.29%, proving even meme coins have limits to their loyalty. Volatility here is tame by Trump-post standards—historically, his tweets have sparked moves twice as wild, like the time BTC dropped 0.07% after a generic praise of the National Guard. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction, but why anyone expected rationality from a post demanding the arrest of fabric.