ARREST THE PEOPLE IN FACE MASKS, NOW!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,997.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,996.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,996.25
-1.500 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,995.50
-2.250 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,749.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,742.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,743.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,735.00
-14.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $105,671.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,680.82
+8.92 (+0.01%)
5 min
$105,653.18
-18.720 (-0.02%)
10 min
$105,650.01
-21.890 (-0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,493.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,494.31
+1.21 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,492.21
-0.890 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,490.79
-2.310 (-0.09%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.37
-0.010 (-0.10%)
5 min
$10.35
-0.030 (-0.29%)
10 min
$10.35
-0.030 (-0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug off Trump's mask mandate rage with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring a lukewarm bath. SP500 dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with a 0.03% drop: barely a blip compared to the usual political noise. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, flipping between minor gains and losses before settling slightly red. TRUMP coin took the biggest hit at 0.29%, proving even meme coins have limits to their loyalty. Volatility here is tame by Trump-post standards—historically, his tweets have sparked moves twice as wild, like the time BTC dropped 0.07% after a generic praise of the National Guard. The real mystery isn’t the market reaction, but why anyone expected rationality from a post demanding the arrest of fabric.

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