Try the Grok Companions!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Grok now has 5 companions: ✦ Mika ✦ Ani ✦ Valentine ✦ Good Rudi ✦ Bad Rudi Download

@Grok and try them all.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,927.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,926.62
-1.240 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,929.41
+1.55 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,931.33
+3.47 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198510
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.198680
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.198700
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002275
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.002275
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.002275
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok shill achieved the financial equivalent of a gentle breeze. ETH wobbled with a 0.03% dip, then recovered to a 0.09% gain, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with moves under 0.1%. This minuscule volatility is the new normal: compared to past Grok posts, which also failed to move needles, the market's reaction is now so muted it could be measured with a seismometer in a library. The only thing more stable than these assets post-announcement is my disbelief that anyone still trades on this.

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