Without Internet, kids in poor, isolated, rural areas don’t have a way to educate themselves beyond what limited schooling is offered. They’re just stuck.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,488.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,484.42
-3.670 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,488.60
+0.510 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,489.83
+1.74 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.230940
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.231630
+0.0₃519 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.231380
+0.0₃269 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.048440
-0.0₃49 (-1.00%)
5 min
$0.049200
+0.0₃269 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.049420
+0.0₃489 (+1.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musings on rural internet access left crypto markets shrugging with the enthusiasm of a teenager asked to do chores. ETH dipped 0.15% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.07% gain over 10 minutes, proving even digital gold can't decide if this was profound or a snooze. DOGE mirrored this ambivalence, bouncing between a 0.07% drop and a 0.23% rise, while GORK—ever the drama queen—swung from a 1% plunge to a 1% rally, because why not. Compared to past internet-themed posts, this was a tranquilizer dart: historical similarity scores hovered around 43%, but the May 11 "Starlink hype" post sent ETH up 0.4%, whereas today's version barely moved the needle. Volatility? More like a nap in a hammock. Nothing says "market-moving visionary" like a tweet that makes GORK the most exciting part of your portfolio.

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