Unfortunately, this was true

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I’m in South America , and a friend who worked with USAID in different projects for 15 years just told me “everything DOGE found about the waste is true” we really lived a life of kings with USAID’s money

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,539.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,543.61
+4.16 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,544.36
+4.91 (+0.19%)
10 min
$2,538.80
-0.650 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238480
+0.0₃829 (+0.35%)
5 min
$0.238350
+0.0₃7 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.237460
-0.0₃189 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.054900
-0.0₃4 (-0.72%)
5 min
$0.054170
-0.001 (-2.04%)
10 min
$0.054390
-0.0₃91 (-1.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on USAID-funded luxury living sparked more confusion than conviction in the markets. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.16% in 1 minute, then 0.19% in 5, before dipping 0.03% over 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, squeezed out a 0.35% gain in 1 minute before fading to a 0.08% loss. GORK, meanwhile, tanked 0.72% immediately and kept sliding, down 2.04% in 5 minutes. Compared to historical posts with similar vagueness, this was tamer: past ETH swings hit 0.39%, DOGE 1.53%, and GORK once rallied 3.48%. Volatility today? More like a gentle breeze than a hurricane. Nothing says "market efficiency" like assets reacting to a tweet about emoji-laden corruption allegations.

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