Ship 38

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,875.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,871.83
-3.670 (-0.09%)
5 min
$3,873.48
-2.020 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,870.29
-5.210 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.186930
-0.0₃459 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.187040
-0.0₃349 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.186700
-0.0₃689 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007320
-0.0₄189 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.007318
-0.0₄21 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.007323
-0.0₄16 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that even his most cryptic posts can move markets, albeit with the force of a gentle sigh. The new post caused immediate but minimal declines across the board: ETH dipped 0.09% in one minute, DOGE fell 0.25%, and GORK slid 0.26%, with all three assets maintaining losses under 0.4% over ten minutes. This level of volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar posts have triggered swings over 1%, suggesting the market is finally developing a mild immunity to the Musk ambiguity. It appears "ship 38 None" is the financial equivalent of a placebo: a whole lot of reaction for what amounts to absolutely nothing.

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