Cybercab will become ubiquitous

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Cybercab driving autonomously is insane

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,361.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,362.89
+1.20 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,363.66
+1.97 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,356.96
-4.730 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.224500
+0.001 (+0.61%)
5 min
$0.223740
+0.0₃599 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.222310
-0.0₃829 (-0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.040200
+0.0₃269 (+0.68%)
5 min
$0.040650
+0.0₃719 (+1.80%)
10 min
$0.039300
-0.0₃629 (-1.58%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cybercab musings once again prove that crypto markets treat his tweets like a roulette wheel. ETH: Initial excitement fizzled fast, with a 0.05% bump in the first minute, peaking at 0.08% by minute five, only to crater 0.20% by minute ten. Classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior, though the news here is just a recycled buzzword. DOGE: The meme coin lived up to its reputation, spiking 0.61% immediately—because nothing says "serious investment" like a currency reacting to the word "insane." It then gave back half those gains, because even hype has a half-life. GORK: The dark horse of this circus, it rallied 1.80% in five minutes before losing nearly all of it. Volatility this wild would be alarming if we weren’t already numb to crypto’s mood swings. Historical context: Past cybercab mentions had milder impacts, with ETH barely moving and DOGE flipping between negligible gains and losses. This time, the market treated Musk’s post like a caffeine shot—brief energy, followed by a crash. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets yo-yoing because someone called a hypothetical taxi insane.

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