In the years to come,

@neuralink will make this technology widely available, so that ultimately anyone will have access to it
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If you or someone you love has lost the ability to speak, you can sign up to our Patient Registry today and help shape the future of communication. (3/3)

http:// neuralink.com/patient-regist ry …

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,832.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,833.60
+0.610 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,830.61
-2.380 (-0.13%)
10 min
$1,833.37
+0.380 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180360
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.180090
-0.0₃31 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.180440
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk’s post, referencing Neuralink’s mission to democratize brain-computer interface technology, is classic Musk—grandiose, futuristic, and just vague enough to let the crypto markets spin their own narratives. The immediate market reaction was a brief, hopeful bump for ETH (+0.03% in the first minute), as if traders momentarily confused Neuralink with Ethereum’s smart contract potential. But reality—or perhaps the realization that brain chips won’t fix gas fees—kicked in, sending ETH down (-0.13% over 5 minutes) before a feeble recovery. DOGE, Musk’s usual hype puppet, barely twitched, as if even meme coins are growing immune to his non-Dogecoin musings. Conclusion: The markets reacted like a distracted audience at a TED Talk—initial excitement, followed by confused silence, and then a shrug. Neuralink’s patient registry won’t cure crypto volatility, but at least it gave ETH a fleeting reason to pretend it cares about the future of humanity. Irony? The only thing being shaped here is the patience of traders waiting for Musk to tweet about DOGE instead.