In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you.

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Devin Olsen
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FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest parking promise triggered a market reaction so subtle you might need FSD to find it. ETH saw a brief 0.15% pop before reversing to a 0.16% loss, while DOGE mimicked this pattern with a 0.20% gain that faded to a 0.15% drop. The real winner was the memecoin GORK, which ignored the initial noise and parked a steady 2.41% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical Tesla posts, where similar summoning boasts caused even less movement and theft-related news actually sent assets down nearly 3%. It seems the market has learned that a car circling a parking lot for 20 minutes isn't exactly a bullish catalyst.

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