It just works. You can summon your Tesla from your phone.

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Tim Urban
@waitbutwhy

Went to the mall today and in typical form failed to note where I parked. Instead of looking for it, I tried something crazy and summoned the car from the Tesla app. 30 seconds later, the empty car emerged from one of the lanes and pulled up in front of me. We live in the future.

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ETH

Before post: $4,038.20

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$4,037.80
-0.400 (-0.01%)
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$4,038.32
+0.120 (+0.00%)
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$4,039.24
+1.04 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.231470
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
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$0.231840
+0.0₃319 (+0.14%)
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$0.231860
+0.0₃34 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.014258
+0.0₃120 (+0.86%)
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$0.014284
+0.0₃146 (+1.04%)
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$0.014414
+0.0₃276 (+1.96%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post about summoning Teslas summoned a shrug from the market. The immediate reaction was a collective yawn: ETH barely twitched, DOGE perked up a modest 0.15%, and the meme coin GORK was the star with a nearly 2% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially for DOGE and GORK, which have historically shown wilder swings to similar Tesla tech anecdotes. It seems the market now finds a car magically driving itself to be as exciting as a correctly parked Camry.

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