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Mike Engleman
@RealHickory

Who agrees this needs to happen here in America?

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,543.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,536.90
-6.410 (-0.14%)
5 min
$4,543.79
+0.480 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,544.59
+1.28 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.258490
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.258970
+0.0₃439 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.258450
-0.0₄799 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.017210
-0.0₄28 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.017280
+0.0₄42 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.017233
-0.0₅5 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic backhanded point has once again proven more of a gentle nudge than a seismic shove. The new post triggered minimal volatility: ETH dipped 0.14% in the first minute before flatlining, DOGE and GORK saw sub-0.2% swings that were statistically indistinguishable from noise. This placid reaction is the new normal, a far cry from the days when a single typo could move billions; compared to a similar historical post that drove a 0.83% ETH drop, today's 'impact' is a rounding error. The market has apparently built an immunity to vaguebooking, treating it as background static rather than a trading signal. It seems the most volatile thing about these posts is now the similarity score.

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