The minds of youth are easily corrupted, which is why the corrupt ply their propaganda to the youth

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,460.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,463.52
+3.27 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,463.92
+3.67 (+0.08%)
10 min
$4,466.09
+5.84 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.249060
+0.0₃269 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.249140
+0.0₃349 (+0.14%)
10 min
$0.249230
+0.0₃439 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.016367
+0.0₃191 (+1.18%)
5 min
$0.016531
+0.0₃355 (+2.19%)
10 min
$0.016604
+0.0₃428 (+2.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that cryptic social commentary is the new monetary policy. The latest post triggered a uniformly positive, albeit microscopic, rally: ETH crept up 0.13% over ten minutes, DOGE inched 0.18% higher, and the meme coin GORK, ever the overachiever, jumped 2.65%. This reaction is notably less volatile than the historical precedent, where a similar sentiment caused ETH to briefly rise before fading, suggesting the market is becoming desensitized to philosophical musings. It seems the only thing being corrupted here is the very concept of a fundamental catalyst.

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