They are the ones poisoning the minds of our children

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lisakip
@lisakippy

I’ve only just begun creating a spreadsheet of people who’ve said vile things about Charlie Kirk’s assassination. So far, teachers and professors are by far the most represented.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,643.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,646.21
+2.57 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,643.84
+0.200 (+0.00%)
10 min
$4,642.17
-1.470 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
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1 min
$0.286230
-0.0₃31 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.286220
-0.0₃32 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.286430
-0.0₃109 (-0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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1 min
$0.012106
+0.0₄27 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.012045
-0.0₄339 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.012090
+0.0₄11 (+0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest foray into the culture wars proved to be a spectacularly cheap fireworks show for crypto markets. ETH barely registered a pulse: a fleeting +0.06% gain evaporated within minutes, settling into a negligible -0.03% decline, a volatility so tame it would bore a sloth. DOGE mirrored this apathy with a consistent but microscopic negative drift, while GORK's random, fractional gyrations suggest it was traded by a single algorithm with a caffeine problem. This muted response is a stark departure from historical precedent, where posts of similar inflammatory rhetoric—scoring 40-46% similarity—typically triggered more pronounced, albeit still minor, negative reactions across the board. The market's apparent desensitization suggests that for all the sound and fury, the financial signal signifies almost nothing. One might call it a masterclass in moving markets without actually moving them.

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