Reality is far more bizarre than fiction

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Konstantin Kisin
@KonstantinKisin

A man called Jihad has gone on murder spree on a synagogue and two "respected", "neutral" and "balanced" recent BBC stalwarts would like you to believe the problem is... right wing journalists. You really, really, really don't hate the media enough. x.com/TheNewsAgents/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,445.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,434.37
-10.890 (-0.24%)
5 min
$4,439.90
-5.360 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,448.32
+3.06 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.254170
-0.0₃74 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.254260
-0.0₃65 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.254750
-0.0₃16 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012696
-0.0₅7 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.012659
-0.0₄44 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.012718
+0.0₄149 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's media critique posts are becoming a bizarrely predictable non-event for crypto markets. ETH wobbled from a 0.24% dip to a 0.07% gain within ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK saw similarly negligible sub-half-percent moves. This volatility is remarkably tame, almost sleepy, when compared to the more pronounced swings following his historically similar rants. It seems the market has finally priced in the reality that his media disdain is far less impactful than his dogecoin memes.

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