Cancel Netflix

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Graham Linehan
@Glinner

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,391.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,395.12
+4.12 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,396.41
+5.41 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,387.09
-3.910 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.254620
+0.0₃48 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.255550
+0.001 (+0.55%)
10 min
$0.254860
+0.0₃719 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012776
-0.0₄3 (-0.23%)
5 min
$0.012783
-0.0₄23 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.012773
-0.0₄33 (-0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has successfully trained the market to ignore his Netflix cancellation reruns. ETH saw a brief, fleeting rally of 0.12% over five minutes before giving it all back, while DOGE managed a slightly more enthusiastic 0.55% jump, proving meme coins have more stamina for this particular circus. The real story is the stunning lack of volatility, with price movements so minuscule they border on performance art, especially when compared to the wildly inconsistent reactions from nearly identical historical posts. It seems the only thing being canceled here is any meaningful financial consequence.

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