Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Protect your kids. Cancel Netflix.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,140.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,143.41
+3.28 (+0.08%)
5 min
$4,140.37
+0.240 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,144.07
+3.94 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233800
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.233660
+0.0₃159 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.233650
+0.0₃149 (+0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011299
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.011285
-0.0₄169 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.011280
-0.0₄219 (-0.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's parenting advice proves more potent than his average crypto shill. ETH saw a fleeting 3.28 point pop, a modest 0.08% gain that evaporated within five minutes, while DOGE managed a barely-there 0.13% uptick. This is remarkably tame volatility for a Musk-related event, more like a gentle ripple than his usual market earthquake. The only thing more volatile than crypto is the commitment to these price moves, which faded faster than a New Year's resolution.

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