Listen to this father. We need to hold judges & DAs responsible for releasing vicious murderers on innocent victims.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,138.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,140.08
+1.92 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,143.08
+4.92 (+0.12%)
10 min
$4,139.26
+1.10 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233320
+0.0₃28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.233660
+0.0₃62 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.233630
+0.0₃59 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011306
+0.0₄18 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.011308
+0.0₄2 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.011321
+0.0₄33 (+0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest judicial rant proved to be a financial non-event, barely moving the crypto needle. Ethereum saw a fleeting 0.12% bump over five minutes before fading to a negligible 0.03% gain, while Dogecoin and Gork posted minuscule, stable increases under 0.3% across all timeframes. This volatility is so tame it makes a savings account look exciting, especially when compared to the historical precedent of similar posts causing actual, albeit minor, price swings in either direction. It seems the market has finally judged these tirades as having no credible impact, which is more than can be said for the judges he's targeting.

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