The judge who set that pathetic $500 bail should be in prison

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@Suzy_1776

Remember Darrell Brooks Jr, the Waukesha Christmas Parade killer? In July of 2020 he was charged with 3 felonies, one of them for shooting his own nephew. Cash bond was set at $10,000 in July. In August, it was lowered to $7,500. In February 2021 it was adjusted all the way

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Elon Musk has once again demonstrated that his ability to move crypto markets is as reliable as a judge's questionable bail decision. Ethereum saw a modest but positive climb: up 0.06% in one minute, 0.05% in five, and 0.17% after ten minutes. Dogecoin was more conflicted, dipping 0.26% at the five-minute mark before a slight recovery, while the memecoin GORK slid 0.61% over ten minutes. This volatility is notably tame compared to the historical precedent, where a similar post six months ago sent ETH down over half a percent. It seems the market is finally building up a tolerance for legal commentary, treating it less like a catalyst and more like background noise from a distant courtroom.

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